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2013

Feb 16Stupid Talk
Feb 12Don’t Drink Bleach
Feb 9Racist And Sexy
Feb 5Special
Feb 2Witches trying To Eat Me
Jan 29Obviously
Jan 22Shame On You
Jan 19With Age Comes Wisdom
Jan 15Never Gonna Happen
Jan 12Friends With Benefits
Jan 8Irony
Jan 5Gibberish
Jan 1A New Year

2012

Dec 29Creepy Ted
Dec 25Today Is?…
Dec 22The End Has Just Begun
Dec 18Repeating A Repeat
Dec 15Repeat This
Dec 11Side Effects
Dec 84:20
Dec 4Jagged Bottle
Dec 1The Reason
Nov 27Refreshing
Nov 24The Solution
Nov 20Wiser And More Mature
Nov 17Tight Shirts
Nov 13Go Away. I’m Busy
Nov 10But Can Happiness Buy Money? The Answer Is No.
Nov 6Sex Cells Sell
Nov 3Spiders Suck And I Hate Them And They’re Dumb
Oct 30Kenny
Oct 27Rock! Paper! Scissors!
Oct 25Patience
Oct 23Rich
Oct 20Don’t Spoil Yourself
Oct 18Easy As…
Oct 16Unpopular
Oct 13Style
Oct 11Time Traveler
Oct 9Cremation
Oct 6Literally
Oct 4Falsely Accused
Oct 2Sarcasm
Sep 29Death To Twilight
Sep 27Bad Luck Brian
Sep 25Secret To Success
Sep 22Riboflavin
Sep 20Pressure
Sep 18Glasses = Smart
Sep 15To Waste
Sep 13Pro Choice
Sep 11Honest Mistake
Sep 7Pig Latin
Sep 5Cause For Celebration
Aug 31Super Fan
Aug 29Minority Report
Aug 27Lies
Aug 24Excitement
Aug 22Leaving Them Satisfied
Aug 20For The Ladies
Aug 17Great Times
Aug 15What Would You Do?
Aug 13What’s New Pussycat?
Aug 10Dead Cat
Aug 8The Situation
Aug 6Comstipated
Aug 3Secret Meetings
Aug 1What’s A That?
Jul 30Asia: The Continent, Not The Band
Jul 27Ask Sprout
Jul 25Finish Him!
Jul 23A Change Of Pace
Jul 20A Hero To Many
Jul 18The Right To Bear Bear Arms
Jul 16It’s Contagious
Jul 13Coolest Guy In The World
Jul 11Your Hand Is Smaller, Duh!
Jul 9I Have Needs
Jul 6Surprised
Jul 4Freedom Hating Scumbag
Jul 2Iron Lady
Jun 29Super Sorry
Jun 27A Little Bit Lost
Jun 25Twenty Dudes
Jun 22Woman Of My Dreams
Jun 20Call Me, Maybe
Jun 18Baseball Players
Jun 15Not A Cloud
Jun 13Call It
Jun 11Contractions
Jun 8Woman Basher
Jun 6Baby Got Back
Jun 4Survivors
Jun 1Twenty-Nine
May 30Shouldn’t Be A Father #37
May 28Here Goes Nothin’
May 25Miracles
May 23Zooey And Siri
May 212012 Olympics
May 18So Much Whining
May 16Technical Difficulties
May 14Hobbies
May 11Siri
May 9Bar Chronicles: Part Four
May 7One Wish
May 4Republicans Never Forget
May 2Recession
Apr 30You’re Gonna Go Blind
Apr 27The NeverEnding Ending
Apr 25Yoga Class
Apr 23Sunday Funday
Apr 20Wait… Are you jealous?
Apr 18Let’s Be French!
Apr 16How’d He Fit Those In There?
Apr 13Shipping and Handling Not Included
Apr 11You’re In My Space
Apr 9Origins Of Easter
Apr 6Not Romantic Enough
Apr 4Quick Swimmer
Apr 2Supporting The Troops
Mar 30Don’t Mention It
Mar 29Big Deal
Mar 28Please Don’t Sue Me, Jim Davis
Mar 27Tony The Tiger
Mar 26Preposterous
Mar 23Culturally Insensitive
Mar 21Curious George
Mar 19Imaginary Times
Mar 16Mister Excitement
Mar 14Dogs VS Cats
Mar 12Better Days
Mar 9It’s Rude
Mar 7Modern Warfare Heaven
Mar 5Not Worth It
Mar 2Presumptuous
Feb 29LEAP!
Feb 27Breeders
Feb 24Bored
Feb 22Tolerance
Feb 20Toughen Up
Feb 17Lazy Jokes
Feb 15Thinking Of You
Feb 13Case Of The Mopes
Feb 10Chewing Experience
Feb 8Manning Household
Feb 6Super Bowl Champions
Feb 3Too Much Of A Bad Thing
Feb 1Not My Style
Jan 30Never Say Never
Jan 27Laffy Taffy
Jan 25Marriage Isn’t Stupid!
Jan 23My Thing
Jan 20Late Night Text Message
Jan 18Lose Your Head
Jan 16Premium Purchase
Jan 13Dream Career
Jan 11Dr. Racist
Jan 92012 vs The Kardashians
Jan 6Morphed
Jan 4That Doesn’t Count
Jan 2Happy New Year

2011

Dec 30New Years Preparation
Dec 28Steven Seagal
Dec 26Have A Kickin’ Kwanzaa
Dec 23Charity Is Not Just A Stripper’s Name
Dec 21Traveler’s Insurance Commercial
Dec 19Hot Babes With Big Boobs
Dec 16“Pianist” Sounds Like…
Dec 14Live Links Commercial
Dec 12Modern Warfare 2.5
Dec 9Serious Issues
Dec 7#1 Hero
Dec 5Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Team
Dec 2Ultimate Athelete
Nov 30Fred Basset
Nov 28Dovahkiin
Nov 25Happy Thanksgiving
Nov 23Cheetos Commercial
Nov 21Alternate Universe
Nov 18Don’t You Have Any Furniture?
Nov 16Upgrade
Nov 14Invaluable Contributions
Nov 1111-11-11
Nov 9McRib
Nov 7Sanctity
Nov 4Tough Times
Nov 2You Know The Deal
Oct 31Happy Halloween
Oct 28Weird Dreams
Oct 26Trick Or Treat
Oct 24Little Help
Oct 21Past VS. Present
Oct 19I’m A Handsome Genius
Oct 17Two Scoops
Oct 14Great Uncle
Oct 12Shouldn’t Be A Father #35
Oct 10I’m… A LEAF
Oct 7Nyx and the Frog
Oct 5Mort
Oct 3Marriage is for Suckers
Sep 30Spay Your Cat
Sep 28Facebook
Sep 26Persephone
Sep 23Shuh Up, Betch
Sep 21How I Became A Zombie
Sep 19Life Is Short
Sep 16Isn’t Technology Great?
Sep 14Pants
Sep 12A Day Of Remembrance
Sep 9Taste The Rainbow?
Sep 7Bar Chronicles: Part Three
Sep 5Batman
Sep 2Little Buddy
Aug 31Billy’s Problem
Aug 29Dane Cook
Aug 26Dirty Perv
Aug 24Bladder Buster
Aug 22Brain Powers
Aug 19Role-Playing
Aug 17This Comic Sucks
Aug 15Chocolate Cake
Aug 12Awkward Silence
Aug 10More Jobs In America
Aug 8Gut
Aug 5Battle Visor
Aug 3Important Obligations
Aug 1Trailerpark Werewolves
Jul 29Dink
Jul 27Ouchies!
Jul 25Being Watched
Jul 22Planking: The Lamest Fad Since Zubaz
Jul 20Ten Things Wrong
Jul 18A Great Read
Jul 15I Didn’t Know Robots Could Vomit
Jul 13Marmaduke Tribute
Jul 11I Want Free Cable
Jul 8Coors Light
Jul 6Bar Chronicles: Part Two
Jul 44th Of July
Jul 1Variety
Jun 29“Special” Pushups
Jun 27Ruining Fun
Jun 24Sulkin’
Jun 22Jackass
Jun 20Man v. Food
Jun 17Making Friends
Jun 15Hip Hop Hooray!
Jun 13Nipples
Jun 10Annoying, Stupid Haircut Guy
Jun 8Commando Perk Is Lame
Jun 6Barbie vs Mary Poppins
Jun 3We’re All Dumb
Jun 1“Rapture”
May 27NFL Lockout
May 25Invincible
May 23Taking Credit
May 20National Debt
May 18Hammered
May 16I’m An Artist
May 13Real Killer
May 11Last Straw
May 9Lead Management Position
May 6That’s Not Okay
May 4Practical Jokes
May 2Misery Loves Company
Apr 29Elliott
Apr 27War
Apr 25Gas Prices
Apr 22Knock Knock
Apr 20Would You Like A Piece Of Gun?
Apr 18Five Second Rule
Apr 15Scream Movie
Apr 13Bar Chronicles: Part One
Apr 11End Of The World Thing
Apr 7Webslinger’s Demise
Apr 5Payback
Apr 2Equals
Apr 1I Need More Points! Comic Land